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I love lamp

Satire

By Johnny Dorrello
On April 3, 2012

Brick, of the filmic masterpiece, "Anchorman," coined the term, "I love lamp" when confused about the definition of love. This in retrospect can most certainly be linked to the fantastical far right's rants about the legalizing of gay marriage that has led to people marrying dogs, cats, inanimate objects, people of other races and buildings.

Last Saturday, a credible yet nameless source of rumors and the like has officially unofficially confirmed that there is indeed arguable speculation on the rumor of ASUWT Legislative Liason, Eric Lint's intentions with respect to the MAT building.

Further speculation implies that there are questionable theories as to Lint's rise to power as the ASUWT L.L., entitling him unprecedented access inside the MAT Building after hours.

Even further photographic speculation has linked Lint's profile entering and leaving the capitol building in Olympia four times in the same afternoon.

There has even been talk as to a nameless UWT professor attempting to marry the 6th edition of Diana Hacker's "A Writers Reference," but  there is obvious competition as more than one professor has been eyeing the quintessential citation handbook for years.

Experts on the far right whose primary source is the concernedwomenofamerica.com, have described this as the effects of a lax description of what marriage is, was, ever shall, or should be.

So the left is wrong and right is right. Fantastical fox-esque speculation has come to fruition and I've a date with my Blackberry. Happy April Fools.

 


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